Dad is in the doghouse,
Or, at least, that’s what he said,
’Cuz he forgot Mom’s birthday
And went out to bowl instead.
Well, I forgot to brush my teeth
And clean my dinner plate,
Then I knocked over all the milk
And stayed up way too late.
I even hit my sister--
Oh, so many things I tried.
So how come, after all I’ve done,
Mom made me sleep inside?