Wednesday, September 16, 2009

No Pun Intended

I took my shoe to church today

To try to save its sole.

I rolled my soup-dish toward the pins

So I could try to bowl.

I couldn’t drop the little twigs--

That kind of thing just sticks.

I hit my brother with my foot,

I did it just for kicks.

I still was hungry after lunch,

And so I moved to Turkey.

The salted beef snack hurt my feelings--

Why was it so jerky?

The teacher let the students yell,

Oh why was this aloud?

The kitty bit me, and it hurt . . .

You could say she “me-OWed.”

I shaped a sweet-roll like a hare,

It was so warm and bunny.

I wrote a poem full of puns--

I hope you found it funny.

1 comment:

  1. OF COURSE I DID! Who wouldn't?
    Can you hear me snicker?