I took my shoe to church today
To try to save its sole.
I rolled my soup-dish toward the pins
So I could try to bowl.
I couldn’t drop the little twigs--
That kind of thing just sticks.
I hit my brother with my foot,
I did it just for kicks.
I still was hungry after lunch,
And so I moved to Turkey.
The salted beef snack hurt my feelings--
Why was it so jerky?
The teacher let the students yell,
Oh why was this aloud?
The kitty bit me, and it hurt . . .
You could say she “me-OWed.”
I shaped a sweet-roll like a hare,
It was so warm and bunny.
I wrote a poem full of puns--
I hope you found it funny.