Find me a pumpkin,
Bring me some spice,
Get me a carrot
And three grains of rice.
Peel me potatoes,
Squeeze me some juice,
Gather three raisins
And one Chocolate Moose.
Pour me some Frostee-Os
Fresh from the box,
Fetch me a chicken
Without any pox.
Catch me a rain-cloud
And melt me some snow.
Where's that green mushroom
That's starting to grow?
Go find the jelly beans,
Bring me a lot!
Throw it together
And stir up the pot.
Serve it with bacon
And one slice of bread.
Won't Mom and Dad enjoy
Breakfast in bed?
("Very thoughtful, but very early, Bud!")
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