Typo Town Diner

I took a trip to Typo Town

And found a restaurant.

The waitress smiled and sat me down,

And said, “So whatcha want?”

I ordered up a lobster,

’Cause that sounded really great.

She smiled and brought me back

A tiny gangster on a plate!

I said, “No that’s a mobster,”

She said, “Oh, I’m sorry, hon!”

She took it back and brought me

A vampire on a bun!

“Now listen,” I said patiently,

“That’s two mistakes, at least!

I didn’t order monster.”

So she brought a little priest.

I said, “No, that’s a minister,”

“Oh dear,” she said, “poor man!”

She took him back and brought me out

A sneaky evil plan!

“Now, that’s just sinister!” I yelled.

She said, “Oh sorry, mister!”

She cleared the table, then brought back

A platter with my sister!

I tried to order lobster,

She brought all this crazy stuff!

But since my sister’s such a crab,

I ate her. Close enough.