Cinderella dressed in yella
Went upstairs to kiss her fella.
By mistake she kissed a snake!
How many doctors will it take?
Sleeping Beauty, what a cutie,
Fell downstairs and smacked her booty.
Now it's sore, she's on the floor.
She won't sleepwalk anymore.
Thumbelina, small and lean-a,
Hopping like a jumping bean-a.
So unstable in her fable
Plunged right off the kitchen table!
Thinks Prince Charming, "How alarming!
Ladies all themselves are harming!"
"Where's their pride," he sneers, so snide,
Then stumbles off a mountainside.