Spitballs in the water fountain,
Toilets full of trash,
Classroom windows shattered
With a rock, a crunch, a CRASH!
Blackboards smeared with mashed potatoes,
Frogs on every chair,
Gum crammed into every book,
And boogers everywhere!
Lunch-room is a war-zone
Where the food is flung with glee.
Chalk’s been spotted in some places
Chalk should never be.
Wedgies, purple nurples,
And “behavioral disruption”
Burst from every classroom
Like a fiery eruption.
You might think they’re lonely,
Or imagine they get glummer,
But teachers do some crazy things
When kids are gone for summer!