School

Spitballs in the water fountain, 

Toilets full of trash,  

Classroom windows shattered 

With a rock, a crunch, a CRASH!

Blackboards smeared with mashed potatoes, 

Frogs on every chair, 

Gum crammed into every book, 

And boogers everywhere!

Lunch-room is a war-zone 

Where the food is flung with glee. 

Chalk’s been spotted in some places 

Chalk should never be.

Wedgies, purple nurples, 

And “behavioral disruption” 

Burst from every classroom 

Like a fiery eruption.

You might think they’re lonely, 

Or imagine they get glummer, 

But teachers do some crazy things 

When kids are gone for summer!