You Know The Tune—Sing Along!

There’s a flavor in my sodee 

That I can’t identify, 

And it tastes so gross and grody, 

And I can’t imagine why!   

Oh I always thought a soft drink 

Should be bubbly and so sweet, 

But the one I’m drinking now, I think, 

Tastes like Thanksgiving meat!   

Salty and sav’ry! 

Juicy and plump! 

Kind of like gravy! 

Even has lumps!   

Tell me now before I count to ten— 

Who crammed all this turkey in my straw again?!?