That I can’t identify,
And it tastes so gross and grody,
And I can’t imagine why!
Oh I always thought a soft drink
Should be bubbly and so sweet,
But the one I’m drinking now, I think,
Tastes like Thanksgiving meat!
Salty and sav’ry!
Juicy and plump!
Kind of like gravy!
Even has lumps!
Tell me now before I count to ten—
Who crammed all this turkey in my straw again?!?