Tuesday, May 5, 2009


Oh come and behold my most favoritest toy,
The latest and greatest new cell phone--Oh Boy! 
It checks all my email, it surfs on the net, 
It keeps track of all the new friends that I've met. 
It takes all my music wherever it goes, 
If I don't have time, then it watches my shows. 
It plays with my dog, and it waters my plants, 
It fixes my breakfast and presses my pants. 
On every sudoku, it offers a hint. 
It's shiny and tiny and cost me a mint. 
But worth every penny--this phone does it all!
If only I knew how to answer a call . . .

1 comment:

  1. Hee! This is why I do not have a cell phone...