The latest and greatest new cell phone--Oh Boy!
It checks all my email, it surfs on the net,
It keeps track of all the new friends that I've met.
It takes all my music wherever it goes,
If I don't have time, then it watches my shows.
It plays with my dog, and it waters my plants,
It fixes my breakfast and presses my pants.
On every sudoku, it offers a hint.
It's shiny and tiny and cost me a mint.
But worth every penny--this phone does it all!
If only I knew how to answer a call . . .