myPhone

Oh come and behold my most favoritest toy,

The latest and greatest new cell phone--Oh Boy! 

It checks all my email, it surfs on the net, 

It keeps track of all the new friends that I've met. 

It takes all my music wherever it goes, 

If I don't have time, then it watches my shows. 

It plays with my dog, and it waters my plants, 

It fixes my breakfast and presses my pants. 

On every sudoku, it offers a hint. 

It's shiny and tiny and cost me a mint. 

But worth every penny--this phone does it all!

If only I knew how to answer a call . . .